TV pe dekh raha tha mai Cricket, On Star Sports chaar, Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar. Gande gande advertisements, aate rehte baar baar, Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar. Ad pe channel change karna chaaha, par tha mai lachaar, Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar. Aankh band kar li, aur kaan ke parde diye faad, Ab ki…
I know it’s been ages since I’ve written anything substantial. Literally, my college notes are worse than my doctor’s prescription. All my engineering buddies can relate with me when I say I was “sleep-writing” my notes. My pen shakes at Richter 9.0, and my eyes are 2mm away from the paper. My left hand is…
It’s been a long time since my last post, I know but I was busy getting my thinking capacity back. You see, I saw Jai Ho a few days ago. I entered the hall Albert Einstein and exited Eeshan Awasthi. Now you’ve gotta understand why I went for it in the first place. 1) It…
Another year goes by and I still haven’t figured out how to cook proper Maggi. I do total injustice with those 2 minutes and then crap around for another 10 minutes before burning down the kitchen. Man I can’t survive hostel this way. Anyway, a very Happy New Year to all my lovely readers, and…
It is Christmas eve, and apparently there is Magic in the air. Don’t know about magic, but there sure are a LOT of mosquitoes in the air. My maid left the window open again. Frikkin’ First World Problems. I went to a mall a few hours ago and was boggled to see people all dressed…
After a 4 day-long holiday in Goa, I returned back to Mumbai, in an Air India flight. What better way to end a vacation! Their excellent services, in-flight entertainment, and the state-of-the-art aircraft machinery inspired me to go home, and write a post about the wonderfully refreshing airline, even before changing my trademark souvenir “Go…
A few weeks ago I was loitering about the streets of Chennai city in a Swift. I was on the front seat with my friend Abhishek on the wheel (if it was Bachchan, I wouldn’t be writing this post..Dhoom stars literally never get traffic on roads). On ECR, we find ourselves at a signal, stuck…
Being from Mumbai, I imagined college life to be something else entirely. Get up at 7 to catch the Churchgate Slow, get down at Vile Parle, attend college, click tacky group pics with people wearing aviators at 7 in the evening in the Mithibai canteen and come back home in the return local. And follow…
“When the Lord made the Invigilator, He expressed his wrath and hunger for aloo bhajiya.“ -Leviticus 69:69 God spent 6 days making the World. He had Chole Bhature from my college canteen on the 6th day, and on the morning of the 7th day, after spending hours in the washroom, He created EXAMS. I can…
I had my French exam today and I was dozing off on the bench. The invigilator walks up to me and says, “daaay macha why no writing anything saar!?..write something otherwise arrear..” And that stuff inspired me. I’m kidding. I had to start a personal Blog anyway. I was just looking for a good time.…
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